ASTRA THE JUDGE
GOOD BOARDS. BRUTAL HONESTY.
You roasted Astra
Now it’s his turn.
Your PCB. Under fire.
5boards in the arena
1merciless judge
“Your ground plane has commitment issues.” — ASTRA
THE PROVING GROUND
The leaderboard.
| RANK | THE CONTENDER | ASTRA’S ROAST | SCORE ↓ | Details |
|---|---|---|---|---|
Arena leaderMicroduck Body Rev D | “5V_PGOOD reports to a pull-up resistor and nobody else. The power supply has appointed itself employee of the month.” BARELY A SCRATCH | 91/1005/5 assessed 23 errors · 30 warnings | ||
SilverPCB Name Card | “The USB-to-serial chip sits over 50 mm from its connector. Even a business card has apparently discovered the commuter lifestyle.” LIGHTLY TOASTED | 77/1005/5 assessed 2 errors · 3 warnings | ||
BronzeHairpin A1 | “The OLED boost switch node takes 14 mm and two vias to connect three parts. Apparently even a hairpin needs a scenic route.” LIGHTLY TOASTED | 70/1005/5 assessed 2 errors · 10 warnings | ||
| 04 | “J2 has a reversible USB-C shell and one-sided data wiring. The connector offers two orientations; the circuit has a favourite.” MEDIUM RARE | 63/1005/5 assessed 3 errors · 7 warnings | ||
| 05 | Lowest scoreVisual Twin | “This board gives 2,231 track segments a job in visual effects; electrical connectivity apparently failed the audition.” ABSOLUTELY COOKED | 55/1001/5 assessed 32 errors · 38 warnings |
Think your board can take it?
The arena is open. Your ego is optional.